
Important for social historians, and
highly
evocative for those of us who were there: pieces on growing up in Burton in the
40s and 50s.
They are gathered under the particular author's name.
| Les Simpson |
Ian Giles |
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Kitchen, Houses, School |
The War, Farm Work, The Railways, School. |
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| Keith Dadley |
John Smith |
Barry Bourne |
Morning
break: the
rush across Bond Street to the tuck shop and the formidable Miss Rawlins.
Invest threepence-halfpenny for an iced bun and doughnut. A claw-like hand with
a rigid middle digit shoots out and scoops up the cash.
Cyril Edlin, right cheek darting towards right shoulder: ‘If you do that again
laddie, I’ll bat you round the head.’
Ron Illingworth tilting his chair to a seemingly impossible angle in
G Room. Did he ever fall off?
The smell of the hot glue pot in Taff’s woodwork room on the day I
shoved a chisel through my finger instead of the 2”x1”. (Still have the scar)
Head boy Ron Keightley and his cohorts marching across the yard at the
end of break to summon us by whistle into form lines, each line supervised by a
form prefect.
First detention. 1A found itself unsupervised in Y
Room where I was busily engaged in strangling Cosgrave with the window cord.
An eagle-eyed Jack Adams spotted this activity from Z Room next door and bounded
across like Skippy the Kangaroo to chastise the culprit. Cosgrave was the dt
card guardian and handed it to Jack with a supercilious smirk. A couple of
years later, as a fourth former, I was invited by Ezra to enjoy the extra 40
minutes in ‘ditenshin’.
Joey Crowther’s instrument of punishment, a cane enjoying the name of
Percy, kept on the blackboard chalk shelf. Administered infrequently, but those
on the receiving end didn’t transgress again. A character in 4A sat at the
front and, before Joey arrived, attached a length of black thread to Percy. At
a suitable point in the lesson, Percy slowly levitated up the board. Joey might
have been amused; it was difficult to tell.
Cross-country round the Ox Hay in the depths of winter. Future
archaeologists may find a plimsoll of mine buried in the mud somewhere.
The Reverend Pippinhead Appleton who could sing any note on the grand piano, but
used a tuning fork to locate middle C.
The 3B Yard choir conducted by Alan Coxon and its (almost) melodious, if
slightly inaccurate, rendering of The Merry Pipes of Pan.
Chem lessons in H Room where the bunsens were used to boost the heating in
winter. A wag on the back bench blew down the gas tube while the master’s back
was turned and all the burners spluttered and died.
Horace Pitchford in assembly, immaculately dressed as always, reciting the roll
call of reprobates who have amassed enough detentions to qualify for a Saturday
morning stint.
The last day of each term and the enthusiastic rendering of the hymn Lord
Dismiss Us With Thy Blessing. (From Keith Dadley)

The
photograph is of form 1a, entry of 1954. It was taken in the garden at Bond
Street to the west of the main building, and I think it was the only time we
ventured in there. "Polly" Lowndes was our form-mistress as well as teaching us
maths, and I remember that during Form Period on a Friday afternoon she would
read us extracts from Nicolai Polakov's autobiography (otherwise known as Coco
the Clown).
I was present during the last 3 years of Bond Street, in
forms 1a, 2a and 3a, before moving to the new school at Winshill in 1957.
Morning assembly for first formers was held in a building
known as HQ, located at the bottom of Bond Street. I think it belonged to the
Air Training Corps, as the walls were covered with silhouettes of aeroplanes.
Keith Dadley has already given an excellent description of
the Tuck Shop. Only two items were sold - jam doughnuts and iced buns. Both were
delicious!
Rugby was played on on Peel Croft, and I still remember the
overpowering smell from the paint factory next door. Cross-country was run
across the Ox Hay, and when the snow was on the ground the stragglers would be
pelted with snowballs as they passed over the stiles. One day some of the boys
found a dead body in the Trent.
The form rooms for 1a and 2a were Z and Y rooms - both in a
prefabricated building heated by overhead gas heaters. One of these went out
once, and the Rev. P.V. Appleton, otherwise known as Pippinhead, tried to light
it with a match, only to be rewarded with a large bang - the whole form diving
under their desks!
Y&Z rooms were reached via the rifle range. It was here that
boys who had offended their peers for some reason had to "run the gauntlet",
being hit with folded caps or knotted scarves as they ran past.
3a's form-master was "Sap" Greenwood, and I think we gave him
a hard time. We once removed the screws from his chair and replaced them with
matchsticks. He was not a happy man when he went to sit on it!
Many pupils walked from Bond Street to catch local buses in
Station Street. The TV programme "Midlands Today" recently showed a short piece
of archive film of Station Street in the 1950's, and the bus stops and some of
the old Burton Corporation buses were shown. The route to Station Street took us
past the site of the Statutes Fair, held at the beginning of October, and we
were able to enjoy cheap rides immediately after school.
Strangely enough I don't have too many memories of the new
school at Mill Hill Lane. I have described on the Friends Reunited website an
April Fool's trick which we once played on Ezra Somekh, and I have another
memory of a school trip to the theatre in Stratford upon Avon. Five members of
Ezra's Astronomical Society had a visit to Stratford Grammar School on the same
day, and consequently, and much to "Coddy" Roe's concern, we were allowed to
travel with David Knight in his father's Ford Zephyr instead of on the school
bus. We had a puncture on the way back, and didn't get home till the early
hours. David used to come to school in his Austin 7, ABC337, and some of us used
to go into Burton in it at lunchtime. Anyone remember the Mocambo coffee bar?
BarryBourne@aol.com
Thought I'd try the latest craze - Friends Reunited and found the BGS old
boys web site. I recognised Toffy Neal's name, who was in the year below me for
a while (i.e. I was in 4A, when he was in 2A (there was no 3A !). I entered BGS
in Sept 1949 and left on the closure of the Bond St site in July 1957. I
remember affectionately Cyril Edlin, as my English Teacher, with whom I enjoyed
a 'combative', but good humoured relationship. I remember going to his funeral
many, many years ago; I owed him a lot for my life long love of English
Literature. I could do a fair imitation of Cyril and well remember locking him
out of the huts as a mutinous member of 5X, with the stove glowing red hot in
the middle of the room and Cyril pleading with us to let him in, with no threat
of punishment! I also recall getting Sam Smith sent out in Mr Woods music
appreciation lesson in Upper Sixth (Sam emigrated to Canada). Peter Brittain
has remained a lifelong friend and now lives in retirement in Sheffield. I hear
of 'Toffee' through Howard, a former college acqaintance of mine; he tells me
that Toffee attends all the Albion's away games; thought I was bad enough
supporting Leicester City for the past 54 years ! I do come over to see them on
occasions with my 2 sons, who hopefully finish Uni this year. I still visit
relatives and friends in the Burton area on such occasions.
On leaving BGS I was conscripted to HM forces, as my A level grades were not
high enough for Uni in those days; could go straight to a PhD these days ! Went
to Cyprus during that period and left the Army on Sept 3rd 1959 to take up an
unqualified teaching post at Anglesey Rd Sec Mod school, where I had a wonderful
year, before spending 3 glorious years at City of Birmingham College of
Education, taking English and PE. Returned to Anglesey Rd Sec Mod for 1 year in
Sept 1963, before teaching for a year at Hamilton High School,Leicester. Then
did a 3 years degree course at Cardiff Uni in Psychology, before taking up my
first post as educational psychologist to Wallasey Borough Council in August
1968, then became Principal Educational Psychologist for Wirral Metropolitan
Borough in 1972, after completing my M Sc at Manchester Uni. Took early
retirement in March 1996, and now work as a self employed educational
psychologist, from my home base in Heswall, Wirral and give occasional
presentations nationally, on my specialism of ADHD (Attention Deficit
Hyperactivity Disorder), having subjected numerous teachers at BGS to my
manifestation of the disorder ! Have a very long suffering second wife,
Laurain, and two equally long suffering sons, Richard and Matthew. If you wish
to publish any of this diatribe, feel free to do so ! Would like to hear from
Toff and any former compatriots of mine. (When my son Matthew comes home, he
will show his old dad how to scan a photo of 4A in 1952 to send to you, with the
fearsome Jake Hammond as Form Teacher. I can still recall the names of about
2/3rds of the class of 32).